Humourous Quotes for Public Speaking
Don't feel confident at telling jokes? Quotes are a great way to introduce a topic and a great way to finish off a talk. Try some of these on for size. Humourous QuotesHumour is just another defense against the universe.-Mel Brooks I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name. Humour is also a way of saying It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh. "Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it." A day without laughter is a day wasted. By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. I am not young enough to know everything. Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? From there to here, Return from Humourous Quotes to Public Speaking Quotes
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I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.
